AAADD PLEASE READ

AAADD


KNOW THE SYMPTOMS?...... PLEASE READ!

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.-Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway,I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills backon the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,Since I'm going to be near the mailbox When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table,
And see that there is only one check left.
My extra cheques are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk whereI find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques,
But first I need to push the Pepsi asideSo that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
A vase of flowers on the counterCatches my eye--they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and Discover my reading glasses, thatI've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,Get some towels and wipe up the spill.Then,
I head down the hall trying to Remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my chequebook,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
And I'm really tired.I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail...
Do me a favor.Forward this message to everyone you know,
Because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
Don't laugh - if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

Received this this morning in my mail and recognise myself....does anyone else?